Daksexual

Guys like Nathaniel Bowen or Shedrick Garret that lick Daks Prescotts fucking cock and say Romo sucks even though Romo is a far superior play maker

Sheddys in the back suckin some Dak being a daksexual

by Number1bullshitguy January 27, 2022

dakota armstrong

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum

person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?

person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!

by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021

daksh tandel

a rare species of endangered duck usually found in Chad. They are endangered due to over mating

person1: whos that gay nonce

Person 2 : that's not a nonce its daksh tandel

by the one and only DICKTIONARY January 6, 2022

South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.

Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.

by michael92394 April 16, 2011

north dakota goggles

The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.

"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."

"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."

by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014

north dakota thanksgiving

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.

Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!

by Husbear January 30, 2016

North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

by North Dakota mud puppy September 24, 2023