when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.
"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"
by weiner4ya August 19, 2009
Get the 69 coma mug.A life support machine that a coma patient will be hooked onto. It performs vital circulatory, respiratory and Excretory functions that would have otherwise been controlled by that person's brain.
1. "I'm afraid he's brain stem dead, we're going to have to switch off his comaputer"
2. "Jimbob was hooked up to a comaputer ever since the accident"
2. "Jimbob was hooked up to a comaputer ever since the accident"
by Springbokjake March 31, 2009
Get the Comaputer mug.when someone takes down their pants and flaps their dick around extremely fast. usually the cock is covered in water as to get the person nearby wet with cocky water.
by wiidmonrasta April 29, 2009
Get the comalacock mug.When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!
by 294 July 11, 2009
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by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011
Get the Comfy Slipper mug.That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 6, 2012
Get the coma couch mug.A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)
Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!
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