Cuntnugget convention

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition

Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020

lady of convenience

A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.

*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!

Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.

Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!

by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015

mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

by Nicole February 16, 2004

convection oven

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.

I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.

by cluf February 23, 2010

Greasy Coiler

A soft serve, Curly frie esque Turd that leaves skids in the bowl.

Bill had to scrub the bowl after birthin a couple of those Greasy Coilers!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

Clive

An extremely praised person who is known for their amazing looks and personality. can be usually seen with handsome Jon

wow! look at that clive over there, hes mint, and what about that handsome Jon?!

by TG:83 September 24, 2004