Definitions by TG:83

totty rating 

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

totty rating by TG:83 September 24, 2004

Clive

An extremely praised person who is known for their amazing looks and personality. can be usually seen with handsome Jon

wow! look at that clive over there, hes mint, and what about that handsome Jon?!

Clive by TG:83 September 24, 2004

Handsome Jon 

An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Wow, look at that guy Jon, hes so handsome, its handsome Jon

Handsome Jon by TG:83 September 24, 2004