Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.
you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?
Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.
You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.
Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?
You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.
Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.
You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.
Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?
You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.
by Jason Rodd April 15, 2011