cockroaching

(v) Knowingly inserting your penis into one's STD infested vagina without a condom.

"That girl was so hot that I did not even care that I was cockroaching her."

by Cockroaching February 8, 2012

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

cockmaster

a male child - usually around the age of young adolesence - who has a string of active old(er) men interested in him for sexual satisfaction.

Although the child is usually sexuallypassive. He controls the relationships and exploits them for whatever material items he can have purchased for him by the old(er) male

Of course I'm a cockmaster. How else do you think I can have three holidays a year, jewelry and an Ipod while working at MacDonalds!

by Garito August 11, 2004

cockroach

When you take a hit and then blow it through a pipe into your friends mouth. its good if your low on weed.

You want to Cockroach wit me cuz were low on dah green dawg.

by Eddie (the real one) October 15, 2004

cockroach

Cockney rhyming slang for 'coach'.

Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time.

Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?

Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.

Mr. Brown: A what?

Sidney: With a coach!

by deathmetalfan May 4, 2011

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Cockboat

Columbus, Ohio local music forum. Noted mainly for it's poster's addictions to drama, drugs, bad music and left-wing PC causes such as gay marriage and free drugs for African-American AIDS patients. Lowest cumulative IQ of any music forum on the Internet.

I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.

by PitBulls January 23, 2004