Cockroachin

The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

cockroaches

cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.

fuck cockroachman, he's motherfucking pissing me fuck im pissed to the tits! cockroaches!!

by cockroachboy June 19, 2020

Cockroaches

They can crawl in your penis hole thus giving their name cockroaches.

Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.

Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.

by Nintendough February 25, 2022

Cockrock

When you shove a small rock/pebble in your penis/shaft and shooting it out like a gun

“Last night I did a cockrock and I accidentally shot my cat”

by Tod bundy April 2, 2024