When a friend, acquaintance, or someone you don't interact with sleeps with everyone's sloppy seconds
by Definitionator185 February 23, 2017
Get the plate cleaner mug.Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
Get the Cunt Cleaner mug.A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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Get the Carpet Cleaner mug.the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue
by tetete February 23, 2004
Get the douche bag cleaner mug.When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.
Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!
by JankyWife05 November 26, 2016
Get the Steam cleaner mug.Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.
by Redd73 June 15, 2019
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