Cladge

Female gym goers.

You missed out on some right sweaty cladge at the gym earlier.

by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009

charge the hose

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

by prick reuben October 4, 2011

charged out the ass

An expression used to say "an abundant amount" or "a lot"

After I bought all of those clothes, it felt like I was charged out the ass.

by newerdefinition December 1, 2016

Cargill Suck

A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”

by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

Clag

the cyber version of a slag.

joe: Ay tha lorelas such a slag yeno
mark: Nah she’s like jyotshna she only sends pics n chats it makes her a clag

by isuckedyamar April 1, 2020

clag tube

As a girl starts out on her knees with her hands cupped in "pray position" 🙏 with then penis in between her hands, the girl then starts use a vigorous up and down motion.

Hey! I like it rough, wanna clag tube later?

by Ffsclar May 16, 2020

Carguyspot

The biggest car page that the world has ever seen.

“Do you follow carguyspot”
“Of course I do, who doesn’t”

by Armaan Nagra April 25, 2021