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When your friend is too dumb to pronounce “clog” right
“The hemoglobin is causing the clarg”
Clarg by Bailolz November 5, 2018
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A somewhat retarded and uncoordinated member of the Tasmanian society (Australia). He considers himself rather athletic, but in fact he cant seem to kick a football without slipping over.
E.g 'Oh what a stupid thing to do.. clargrggrhhh'
'Ohh that was a bit of a clarg then wasnt it?'
Clarg by mick underwood October 7, 2007

tard-charge 

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.
I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.
tard-charge by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Cargo Qell 

An unorthodox but original rapper known to bring the goods and freight with him which he considers the music.
Girl: While we ride out can y’all throw that Cargo Qell on ?!

Guy: Duh! We gotta bring the goods with us.
Cargo Qell by Lark Davids December 12, 2022

Cargo Qell 

A rapper with a trademark scar on his head who delivers lethal, relatable rhymes. Often referred to as “Scargo” in some of his music.
Dude1: It’s feeling like a Cargo Qell type of night ain’t it?
Dude 2: Yessir! Throw that good ol’ Scargo on.
Cargo Qell by Lark Davids January 5, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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