Cheeseball

A person who takes extra bases in a softball game when his team is ahead by a large number of runs.
This typically occurs when the player legs out an infield single and becomes angry because the other team's poor-throwing defenders throw balls that nearly hit the cheeseball in the head.

Pitcher (after cheeseball in question is tagged out after trying to take another extra base): It's 14-2, Cheeseball!

Cheeseball: (muttered profanity).

by mrbesbol October 12, 2011

Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Cheesecake

Popular southern expression for cocaine used predominately in text messages to avoid suspicion from partners or authorities

Damn it, would LOVE a slice of cheesecake right now

Hey, how much for half a cheesecake?

by Hastings Pip January 24, 2019

Cheese man

A furry shaped like a rat made of cheese

Guys i fucked that cheese man last night

by Haley🐀🐀🐀 May 27, 2020

Cheeseball

Another word for a friend. Typically used when greeting a group of friends.

Good morning cheeseballs, what a great day today.

by CheeseballWasTaken December 19, 2022

Tennessee Cheesecake

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.

Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.

by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018

wet cheeseball

Someone who takes themselves too seriously and can’t ever have fun or joke around. They think everything is corny and thinks it’s embarrassing to not be a lifeless corpse 24/7.

Davis: Haha Fulton look how braindead you look in this photo

Fulton: 😐😐😐 ur not funny 😐😐😐😐
Davis: You’re such a wet cheeseball

by cashanova December 21, 2021