Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

candy cane

a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.

Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)

by Johnnymad October 23, 2007

henry the candy cane lover

henry the candy cane lover

henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.

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women- im on my period

henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style

ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.

by bob the builder fjierout93401q March 31, 2017

Candy Cane

A severely curved penis that resembles a traditional candy cane.

Last time I hooked up with Tom he meat-hooked me with his candy cane!

by astrobia00 January 29, 2007

candy cane

a white mans cock witha red condom

anthony loves candy canes

by homi dave June 4, 2004

candy cane

When you put cocaine in a hole in the filter of the cigarette or mix it in with the tobacco, based on preference.

Hey man, wanna toke on this candy cane i just loaded?

by Livin in Rebellion June 17, 2009

candy cane

Another slang term for a gay person.

Other similar terms: fruitcake, poptart, gumdrop, homo, and so on..

by hereandthere May 17, 2003