Free Candy

(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.

Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"

by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011

water candy

Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.

Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")

by GarthF February 8, 2006

ear candy

Hearing either your favorite kind of music, or hearing someone with an accent that you just adore.

MMMMmmmmmmm.....that girl from Chicago has such a lovely accent.

by Phil Mehard March 23, 2005

cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.

Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.

by StillBorn April 29, 2003

Sky Candy

Medium slutty and promiscuous stewardess in uniform.

Check out that sky candy!

by Average Bob September 26, 2006

Slut Candy

The morning-after pill.

"9 out of 10 unfaithful whores choose slut candy!"

by Slim Daddy August 29, 2006

grunt candy

Grunt Candy is a slang term originating in the United States Marine Corps, whose enlisted soldiers are often known as grunts. Normally, it refers to 800mg Ibuprofen (Motrin), a prescription strength painkiller, fever reducer and anti-inflammatory in the class known as NSAIDS. It is extremely effective in reducing inflammation and relieving pain from strains and soft tissue injuries and muscle soreness common in military life. Military dispensaries are well known for giving out this drug as a treatment for almost any ailment in much the same way that they gave out APC's in the 1960's and 1970's. Its given out so commonly service men and women joke that it can re-grow severed limbs and knit broken bones. Soldiers and sailors often know it as Vitamin-M and Airmen know it as "The Air Force Wonder Drug"

Private Danforth had some grunt candy in his pocket and I had a major headache so I asked for some

by PrivateR.Miller August 21, 2015