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Chicago Concrete Jungle

The act of a man ejaculating in a girl's pubic hair, waiting two weeks without her cleaning her pubes, and then picking out the little hardened peices of semen, and letting her swallow them like pills.
Stacey: Hey Suzy, are you hungry?

Suzy: No, I'm full from the Chicago Concrete Jungle Billy gave me a few minutes ago.
by Blagabla February 20, 2007
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Soft Concrete

When u stick ur dick in a girl's ear LUBED as she is sleeping
"Hey guys,I damaged Ms. Perrone's hearing ability by using soft concrete last Thursday night!"
by Greg Romano November 27, 2004
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e-town concrete

The wiggers of metal.
Me:E-town Concrete is awesome but they act black for some reason.
by Sprankton April 10, 2005
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dirty concrete

concrete with dirt on it. very unclean concrete.
"Woah dude, that concrete has dirt on it. It's such dirty concrete.
by yrbun78 September 17, 2017
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Keepin it real close to the concrete

Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.
by The White Bastard January 7, 2006
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e-town concrete

Act of being a moronic jiggaboo chimp swinging on vines like the jungle taught you and looking tuff and hardcore while handling fools and eating punks for breakfast.

Self parody of the highest order.

Enbodyment of all that is gay in music.
Man check out those wiggers, they are so e-town concreting, I hope they never have offspring.
by Hate makes the world awsome August 3, 2003
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to stick the concrete to the pole

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.
Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."
by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010
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