confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one

This letter may be confusional but bare with me

by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006

Confusion

When that girl you met at the bar takes her pants off and she has a dick

You can imagine my confusion when she whipped out a dick!

by Bobber62 April 18, 2019

Friday confusion

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.

2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.

1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?

Person: she has friday confusion

2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.

Person: We all know you are a confused child.

by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011

Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.

by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021

concaution

A crockpot receipt involving whatever is left in the frig. must include fresh jalapeños and some short of meat plus black beans...for gas

you forgot the black beans in your concaution, that is unacceptable

by jimbob-jumpback January 14, 2010

lucky boys confusion

A band that ranks highly with the deaf community.

Lucky Boys Confusion has fans that are hearing impaired.

by BlackMagicWoman December 28, 2005

collusionist

An individual (person) that goes out their way to collude with others and proactively lead negative conversation to make themselves feel better.

Nobody wanted to be around Bob as he was an extreme collusionist.

by Wrenchy November 19, 2016