clapping

high-fiving yourself repeatedly because you're lonely

Person A started clapping bc everyone else was high-fiving each other and he was lonely.

by thatothersleepyperson May 1, 2019

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

Capped out

When you cap so much you can’t cap any more.

This man always has an excuse when we ask him to party; he’s capped out!

by Javanfromthecut December 4, 2019

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

the dave chappelle/rick james effect

It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.

Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.

by Cheesebadger March 15, 2005

you capping

a hood or “ ghetto “ slang most 20th century adults and kids use . mostly to say somebody is lying or not being real .

“ i’m not going back to him we DONE “

“ you capping sis . “

by Bxby girl 🦄🤙🏾 June 1, 2019

dave chappelle

greatest comedian on earth, with such skits as "a moment in the life of little john" , "blind white suprimisist" , and " the niggar family"
appears on his show Chappelle's Show at 10:30 wednesdays, on comedy central. extremely funny man

"huuhhh!? DAVID CHAPPELLE????" said lucy. "thats right bitch. honk hoooonk"
-dave chappelle: killing me softly

by brad, MI March 31, 2004