Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.
by vonzppr October 21, 2008
a penis wider then it is long. it is not the spot betweeen your dick and asshole. that is a gooch. a chode is a fat dick
by grendan March 27, 2008
A substitute for basically any insult you can think of. Can be substituted for jerk, ass, loser, etc...
by captain avalon May 12, 2009
by M Dubbs May 02, 2008
1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac
by metalhead1967 December 14, 2009
by derek January 03, 2003
Kelly had his chode surgically changed into a vagina, while retaining his balls and penis, therefore becoming an artificial hermaphrodite.
by Dick Spearman October 09, 2008