Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr February 24, 2009

Chode

Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too!

by M Dubbs May 2, 2008

chode

A substitute for basically any insult you can think of. Can be substituted for jerk, ass, loser, etc...

"Wow, that kid is such a chode."

by captain avalon May 11, 2009

chode

a penis wider then it is long. it is not the spot betweeen your dick and asshole. that is a gooch. a chode is a fat dick

wow thats one smooth chode

by grendan March 27, 2008

Chode

The space between a man's balls and anus, ie, "mangina".

Kelly had his chode surgically changed into a vagina, while retaining his balls and penis, therefore becoming an artificial hermaphrodite.

by Dick Spearman January 20, 2009

Chode

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode.
2. John is a chode.
3. John got kicked in the chode.

by metalhead1967 December 13, 2009

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 2, 2003