catastrofee

A huge government/corporation-imposed service-charge dat is so outrageously steep dat it alone causes whatever endeavor it was dat said expense was involved with to end in disaster.

In order to encourage youngsters to learn/practice sensible saving, some banks waive da standard service-costs and minimum-balance charges so dat said pint-sized piggybankers' frugality-efforts won't suffer from any catastrofees.

by QuacksO August 16, 2025

Casstism

people who love the character Cassandra cain and has autism

I have casstism

by Batsy_thedarkknight December 26, 2025

Catastrofist

A fisting session resulting in potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or large intestine perforation, hemorrhage, severe anal tears, or other internal organ damage.

The guy was moaning with pleasure while getting fisted by a guy who was 6 feet 8 inches tall, but when the fister's arm went into his ass past the elbow, the result was a catastrofist. His rectum and colon were perforated, his liver and kidneys were bruised, and he almost bled out as blood poured out of his asshole. Responding paramedics commented, "Oh my God! Get the emergency butt plug and a fistful of tampons, stat! I don't want to lose another dude to a catastrofist!"

by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026

Catastrofister

A person who fists someone overly aggressively and causes potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or colon perforation, severe anal tearing, hemorrhage, or internal organ injuries.

The catastrofister loved fisting his boyfriend so deeply that his armpit hair tickled his asshole. Unfortunately, during one catastrofisting session the boyfriend suffered a lacerated liver, a perforated colon, a ripped rectum, and a torn anus. He almost bled out but fortunately the paramedics stuffed his ass with an entire paper towel roll inserted lengthwise and stopped the bleeding. Successful emergency surgery saved the catastrofister from a manslaughter charge.

by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021

Retard Catastrophe

When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.

Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday

by DamnYouObama May 30, 2022

A catastrophe

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023