busted n disgusted

A. Meaning not to have any money.
B. Broke
C. Down and out

Can I borrow five dollars...Man I'm Busted n Disgusted.

by Nyccole October 12, 2007

busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006

busted tees

A website that sells T-shirts with slogans on them that would be funny if they weren't on a t-shirt.

Scott: Hey guys, look at my funny shirt!!! I'm cool!!!
Joe: It's not funny if I have to read a fucking paragraph just to get the point, retard.

I hate busted tees.

by Vaughn Proctor April 8, 2006

Busted Baby

A female that becomes so wet during sex that it feels as though she's been Busted, Hence the phrase, Busted Baby.

The Busted Baby has a Juicy Vagina, so Juicy She might be Busted.

by sweetiep August 23, 2008

Busted Couch

Extremely Hairy Vaginal Area

Man, I was so shocked that the chick I hit last night had a Busted Couch! She looked to be clean...

by PDOPR October 8, 2008

Busted Ass Vagina

A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.

Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"

Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"

by FreddyMerc April 11, 2008