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bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store
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Bumble bee

and insect that shoots lasers out of its eyes and it has red and blue striped from the pink pollen
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Scrumble Bumble

A late 90s Television Show on Public Access that no one remembers. It starred 3 bees, Butch, Bart and Barry Bumble on their quest for inclusion! The most famous episode involves International Women's Day where an audience member asks to talk about "Women's Wrongs" instead of rights. In response, Bart Bumble choke slams him into the pavement and the uncut version has Butch Bumble putting him on a meathook and being beaten by a pinata by Bart and Barry.
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Bumble Dee

1. Being someone or something that has interest in the "D"; gay

2. Homosexual
Daniel, stop touching me. You are such a bumble dee!
by Thomas O' Malley October 30, 2013
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
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bumble

when someone says something but turns away on purpose just to be annoying
i hate it when she bumbles, i only get half of the story
by Rose of D May 19, 2009
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Bumble

A very-attractive dumb blonde white broad, who occasionally enjoys a black male.
Black Male: Bro that chick is so fine. will she go for me?

White Male: Most likely, she is a Bumble.
by BrettAvery December 22, 2010
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