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bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
by keeva February 22, 2008
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bullocked

Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.
Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!
by docsdeb May 5, 2010
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Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)
guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.
by freespin66 November 24, 2013
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Dirty Bullock

Sexual activities involving shit mustaches, shotguns penetrating anally and nazi paraphenalia.
For her part, Bullock denied the existence of a sex tape. What she has not yet addressed are Halperin's allegations that she received a Dirty Bullock from James
by Tony 2.OH April 8, 2010
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Bollocks

what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!
*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
by manslayer December 21, 2003
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top bollocks

something, or someone that is the best in their company or position
shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
by andrewm88 October 5, 2006
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Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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