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border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact
the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality
by mr snatchural June 11, 2007
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Border State

One of the following: Kentucky, Missouri, West Virginia, Maryland, or Delaware. These states are sometimes said to be Southern states, but much more often are claimed as Northern or Midwestern states. They are called border states because of the divisions and tensions that developed in the United States from the early 1800s all the way to the American Civil War, as these states where located right in the middle of these arguments.
The border states are actually Northern states that have some Southern qualities and characteristics. For example, there were plenty of black slaves in every one of these states, and much of the economy was quite agricultural-based. However, the majority of people within these states fought for and supported the Union, and many of them saw the Southern Confederates as invaders and pillagers. In addition to that, these states received more European immigrants, had stronger economic ties with their other Northern and Midwestern states, and some cultural and social influence from the more Northern states seeped into these border states.
Kentucky and Maryland are border states. Though they are often called Southern states full of Confederate rednecks, they are really more Northern states who still have the same stronger economic ties with their sister states above them to this day.
by The Loyal Bush Legionary December 16, 2004
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Border Line Stupid

The fine line between stupid and brave.
Man A: WOO HOO! this is gonna be fun as all hell! I'm gonna jump from this 43 foot building and land on a trampoline then bounceinto a pool!

Man B: Thats just Border line stupid
by gangstagnome May 29, 2007
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south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
by butt weasel September 1, 2003
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border nigger

Mexican, usually illegal, usually in a border state -- very disparaging term
"We got way too many border niggers, & the regular niggers, too, in this state -- ime tostart shooting the fuckers!" said Adolph Jones
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 4, 2018
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Attention bore

Label given to someone that craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it, yet everything they do to get said attention is boring/uninteresting to the point of tears.
Why does Gail always tell that lame story about going camping with her girl scout troop when we hit up a big frat party? Such an Attention Bore, I swear!
by jazequah March 15, 2011
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borden

a super sexy blonde boy that resembles a homo but has had more action than you could ever hope to have
Listen girl, dont be hating the borden just because he is prettier than you.
by mofoin hottie! May 21, 2006
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