cock blocker

Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.

mike..."i am so fuck off right now"

mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"

by duttyriddem July 19, 2010

Talk-Blocker

Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.

Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.

by chefboyari March 28, 2011

Voyeur Blocker

The little cover you put over your webcam to stop hackers from spying on you.

He hacked her webcam, but he couldn’t see anything because she had her voyeur blocker up.

by Judas Cross March 20, 2020

Caller ID Blocker

a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!

Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?

Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!

Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!

by Zio Carmine aka Don Gesu September 14, 2011

cock blocker

someone who literally blocks a cock.

some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.

"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"

by waterboy141 September 4, 2009

Cock Blocker

A cock Blocker is a person close to you or of just general aquaintence who prides him or herself in screwing up your chances of getting a sexy time with a girl you're trying to get with. He or she does this by saying wildly innappropriate things about you or your potential sex partener. Or by just making the situation awkward by doing something stupid to either or both people. This block's the boy's cock from getting in a girls's smock.

1."dude, did your friend just slap my ass?"

"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"

2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"

by Your MOMMA said im hot September 8, 2010

back passage blocker

a piece of faeces that is too big to pass through the exit hole in your bum.

"Ow, i've got me a Back passage blocker!!"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005