Backhoe

During sex in the missionary position, when one uses the chick's legs as if they are the levers used to operate a backhoe.

Bob demonstrated how he backhoed that chick last night.

by WStyles January 26, 2006

backdoor berries

Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.

Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

backboard

The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.

"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"

"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."

by gartacus March 9, 2012

backdoor brownie

Another term for poop or shit

"I'm squeezing out a backdoor brownie from my ass!"

by La Di Da September 5, 2004

Backdoor Baldridge

A person who refuses to enter through the front, but instead prefers the backdoor in both entering and exiting and in sexual activities.

I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and always used the trunk to enter and exit the car.

by Seth Gass February 1, 2008

back ho

A girl who likes it in the butt

"Dude! You never told me your ex-girlfriend is a back ho!", "Yeah man! ...wait, how do you know that!?"

by The Original Pez July 2, 2008

Backhand Touch

The act of touching someone who you have just met with the back your hands so that you do not violate their personal space and come off as a creeper while still initiating casual contact.

Mike: "I was at the bar when Lindsay, the cute girl I met, had a drink spilled on her butt. I used a backhand touch to check how wet it was. She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would respond positively to an ass grab that early."

Gabe: "Very smooth, she totally would have slapped you if you didn't use the backhand touch!"

by Bromancer20 July 21, 2009