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Bro

Someone who is generally better than most people. Rich as hell, and well aware of it. People generally put these individual down because they A) are more rich B) have a hotter girlfriend C) are smarter than your average human D) have more friends than normal people E) Rage at a level most people cant handle F) are themselves better looking than most. Bros are known to patrol bars that losers cant get into, gyms, luxury car dealerships, massive houses that haters cant afford, and Polo/Lacoste stores. The opposite, a bro-hater, is just jealous, jealous that their girlfriend is redtube.com, their only friends are via myspace and Friday night is usually spent alone, sober. Bro-haters patrol chat rooms and sites such as this, to try to deface the bro name. However, Bros are generally okay with this, being that at the end of the day, we are still better, still more rich, and still have a hotter slam piece than the losers/bro-haters. Keep hatin' losers, we are still winning.
Anything that's better than what you have. A Bro is always supreme.
by Original Bro June 13, 2010
mugGet the Bromug.

bro

A Bro is an 18-24 year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches family guy, plays ultimate frisbee and wears an upside down visor, or a baseballcap with pre-frayed rim.
"That dude is such a bro, check out his pre-frayed rim."
by MOTHAEFFAHZ January 22, 2007
mugGet the bromug.

Bro

Bro has evolved, from a simple Californian compasionate reference from one male to another to be used presently, in communities across the world in which young men claim to be bro. Fraternity's represent bro at its finest, bangin' brohoes, proclaiming simple events as epic, and doning the signature "fauxhawk."They live and breathe in douchebaggery on a regular basis

Another signature characteristic of a Bro comes by the adding of bro to the begining of a word... if you hear a late teen or early twenties male using words such as brotality (to describe their bro mentality) brotastic (an adjective used to describe fantastic or "epic" events of one Bro) or (used to describe and incredibly pointy fauxhawk), then you likely have met a bro.

Oftentimes a bro reads and writes to websites such as, MLIB... or My Life is Bro... to define how one man's douchebag moment can be a treasure to thousands of Bro's. A true bro records the epic history of each night's passing. Stories often include how a kegstand went awry, a brohoe was roofied and gangbanged, even stories which include fauxhawks superior standing against beavertails, mullets, jewfros.
I heard Henry was so bro that the drapes match the carpet, he now has two fauxhawks.
by Do the Huisman on that Hoe December 3, 2010
mugGet the Bromug.

no bro

The bro who always says no when asked to do something. Also is usually the ginger bitch in your bro squad
Houston is a no bro because he always says no when I ask him to go to the mall
by Bromochachamundo December 30, 2014
mugGet the no bromug.

Bro

Shotgun nattys, cop dome, fuck slam pieces, get said slampieces to make you sandwichs
bro god said let their be sandwiches, and eve made them
by broskiiii122 November 3, 2010
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bro

a male laxer who is rediclously legit at everything he does. bros most favortite things are drinking beer, playing lacrosse, not wearing shirts, and fist bumping. can also be used talking about ones brother.
"whadda bro"

"that laxer is such a bro!"

hey bro, wanna tear up some turf?"
by laxchick1810. June 22, 2010
mugGet the bromug.

bro

Noun.

1. "Positive vibe merchants." 2. Men of legit status.

Adj.

1. Human-like 2. To not start beef with anyone; to suck it up and bite lip when in the midst of it.
A: He cool?
B: he's bro.

A: He's a legit guitarist, and an original bro.

A: Fuck him and fuck you!!!!!!!!
B: bro.................

Proper bands consisting of original bros: 311, tool, death, Rush, and many more.

Terence Mckenna was a bro. John Lennon was a bro. Jesus is believed to have been the first bro, hence his fame.
by music_display November 23, 2011
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