Band Geek

You know you're a band geek if:
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!

However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.

Choir kid: "Ew band..."
Band geek: "STFU you choir queer!"

by Jonty! October 26, 2011

band room

A place where many people get it on. Especially in the back rooms where no one knows about. Silly band kids.

Dude, did you hear "Little People Big World" got it on in the band room yesterday?

by haksammalabom May 17, 2008

Band haters

Any idiotic twit that make mean spirited comments i.e. "band geeks" and has no true knowlege at all of the true aspects of a hard working marching band.

Don't listen to those jerks. They're only a bunch of brainless band haters!

by BruinKiller3469 April 3, 2009

Band Geek

One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.

Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.

by Emo Dave May 4, 2004

Band Faggot

Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.

Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.

by Fuckyoubandlosers November 2, 2012

band geek

One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.

In short, every school has them.

Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.

by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010

band wagon

band wagon means a fan of any team that likes a team only because they're doing good. But when they're not doing good fans are like oh fuck them

Man, that guy is such a band wagon. He never liked the Lakers but now he does because they're winning the finals

by KakaaaxD June 14, 2009