Assandra

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon

Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra

by Orifamifelloffabrige May 3, 2018

assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

by sssharris February 4, 2004

assaninacal

combination of asinine and analitical. over thinking something to the point of being rediculousely stupid and completely pointless.

the amount of time invested in this definition was astronomicaly assaninacal.

by Star Honez October 18, 2007

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011

assanomoly

Kim Kardashian's ass.

"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."

by Mamahd October 18, 2013

Asswax

It's stuff you put on your ass to make it soft and less hairy

I used asswax and it was so helpful

by Bad bitch named hermosa June 25, 2020