assbench

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019

Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by William Warney December 14, 2010

assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

by David Schrbopples May 13, 2005

assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

by flurky October 28, 2003

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

Assbear

You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.

And your anus burns for hours after that.

To see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.
1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) Chili
3) Ice-cream
4) Grapes
5) Mangoes without milk
6) More chili

by Aditya MJ May 17, 2005