beat as shit

someone/something so beat its like shit

that car is beat as shit

isaac and nick are beat as shit

by domemaster6969 October 12, 2009

cold as shit

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

asshat

A Hacker term for a script kiddie, or wannabe hacker that boasts at being a legitimate hacker and sets a bad example for ALL HACKERS!

A person that writes substandard scripts that flood myspace forums for example or disrupt a site that has absolutely no value and boasts on and on that he/she is a legitimate hacker.

Stupid Person: Hey did you hear that myspace was hacked and 20 thousand passwords were stolen?

Hacker: yup, an asshat script kiddie did, i dont care about myspace to attack it!

by JasonHayys April 2, 2007

assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

Asshat

One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.

Ron: Im the best at everything.

Me: You're a fucking asshat.

by MuffDiver01 September 11, 2009

annoying as shit

Annoying, as in, annoying. As, as in, as. Shit, as in, poop.

This shit is annoying as shit. Shiiiiit.

by Sassyphrass May 16, 2017

suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006