Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

APPLESMAPPLEE

A Gamer and Discordian

Hey its APPLESMAPPLEE here!

by Apple317 July 15, 2021

applesaucedwt

The best person in the world racc deserves the world ilysm <33
-tj

Ah yes applesaucedwt my favorite person in the world <33

by Stawbats aka tj December 3, 2021

applesauce.fan

applesauce.fan, is a amazing person only those who are the coolest pepeol get this username. applesauce.fan Is so cool, go follow them their fandom is so good non-toxic and kool

Person one: Hey! Do you know who “applesauce.fan” is???
Person two: No, who are they??
Person one: They are the most koolest prrson in the world *starts break dancing*

by g4yjoetazunastan March 15, 2022

Appleist

Being rascist to apples

Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro

by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022

applesheaven

Applesheaven is an type of person who is comfortable only around her group of friends.

Person 1- How do you feel when you’re with me?
Person 2- I feel like applesheaven.

by cockomi.i July 27, 2022

applesauce with a side of rootbeer

applesauce with a side of rootbeer is a way to confess that you are homosexual.

Person 1: “Hey dude.. Can I order applesauce with a side of rootbeer?..”
Barista: “I don’t care cuh‼️🗣️🗣️”

by vilestslut October 9, 2023