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Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation (and should be, just to be dicks to Quebec).

The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.
Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!

Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.

Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.
by Tokey41 April 27, 2011
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albercracky

Degoratory slang term for Albuquerque, New Mexico.
While heading east on I-40, we had to stop in Albercracky for the night.
by E Style January 8, 2007
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Albert

a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.
Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
by that_cool_stalker_yeeter November 5, 2018
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aldergrove

a pretty small little town, where everyone knows your name. it'd be a hick town if it wasnt for Abbotsford and Langley on each side of it making is more populated!
where's aldergrove?
we just went through it!
by crayola July 12, 2004
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Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
by -Street Baller- June 3, 2006
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albertus

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.
Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"
by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016
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albert aretz

the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.
person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?

person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
by IS4444444A July 7, 2022
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