Alpha Delta Pi

Adpis are the best ladies on all of their campuses. They are the women to take home to mom and still have fun with. They are ladies in the streets but freaks in the sheets. Every girl dreams of being part of the best and they are first finest forever for a reason!

Jon: Taking Allie home to meet the parents this weekend.
Frank: Good thing you went with and Alpha Delta Pi instead of a DZ

by EKDZTADPI August 6, 2010

Alpha Kappa Alpha

The first historically black greek letter organization founded by and for african-american women. The illustrious sorority was founded on January 15, 1908 on the campus of Howard University in Washington D.C. Her beautiful founders and incorporators are known as "The Twenty Pearls" and they are as follows (in alphabetical order): The Guiding Light Ethel Hedgeman Lyle, Norma E. Boyd, Julia Evangeline Brooks, Anna Easter Brown, Beulah Elizabeth Burke, Lillie Burke, Marjorie Hill, Margaret Flagg Holmes, Ethel Jones Mowbray, Alice P. Murray, Lavinia Norman, Sarah Merriwether Nutter, Nellie M. Quander, Nellie Pratt Russell, Johanna Berry Shields, Lucy Diggs Slowe, Minnie Beatrice Smith, Carrie E. Snowden, Marie Woolfolk Taylor and Harriet Josephine Terry. The colors of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. are Salmon Pink and Apple Green, the national flower is the Pink Tea Rose, and the national symbol is the Ivy Leaf. The sorority is known for it has continued it's "Service To All Mankind" through community service throughout the years. It's Current program for 2006 - 2010 is The Heart of ESP: An Extraordinary Service Program. The platforms are PLATFORM #1 Non-Traditional Entrepreneur, PLATFORM #2 Economic Keys to Success, PLATFORM #3 Economic Growth of the Black Family, PLATFORM #4 Undergraduate Signature Program: Economic Educational Advancement Through Technology, PLATFORM #5 Health Resource Management and Economics. The Lovely Ladies of Alpha Kappa Alpha continue to exhibit what true beauty is and although there are more than a few haters, Alpha Kappa Alpha will continue to be THE FIRST AND THE FINEST (and the prettiest), they've been for the past 99 years and will continue to be for many more years to come. SKEE- WEE MY SORORS!!!!

I'm so pretty on my right, so pretty on my left, i'm so pretty I can't stand myself, so pretty on my left, so pretty on my right, i'm so pretty I can't sleep at night, S K Double E, W, Double E, Skee-Wee my Sorors Skee-Wee, Skeeee- Weeee, 1 plus 1 is 2, 2 plus 1 is three, you better watch yo man because yo man is watching me, 4 plus 4 is 8, 1 more is 9, you wish you had an AKA to love you all the time, I love my A in front of my K I love my K in front of my A, I love my A K A, I love it, I love it, I love it, deep in my heart i love my AKA, I love my A K A, I love it, I love it, I love it. This is A SERIOUS MATTER- Alpha Kappa Alpha.

by unshAKAble-sp.06 June 11, 2007

Alpha Kappa Lambda

One of the foremost fraternities in today's greek community. It was founded in 1914 at UC Berkeley by a group of men who believed in the five ideals of AKL. Judeo-Christian Principles, Leadership, Scholarship, Loyalty, and Self-Support. The men of Alpha Kappa Lambda take pride in their academics and participate in multiple philanthropies. However, they also know how to throw one heck of a party. You should have been there for halloween this year at Kappa Chapter... just sayin'.

"Mom, Dad, I know you don't really want me to join a fraternity, but have you checked out Alpha Kappa Lambda? They have the 5th highest GPA average out of 40 fraternities at Purdue, and they do all sorts of philanthropies. I really think this would add to my college experience."

DUDE! that party last week at Alpha Kappa Lambda was SIIIIICK! There must have been 2000 people there!

by AKL 11:11 November 14, 2010

Alpha Douche

the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.

1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO

by lucy ricardo ball August 10, 2008

alpha xi delta

motherfucking greatest sorority ever. damn straight. fun to party with, just all around cool girls.. they dont really fall under any category, no specific stereotype

alpha xi delta chillest girls at towson

by awesomeiam March 29, 2008

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Alpha female

An alpha female is one who pursues long term goals outside of the norm and often to obtain some form of power, such as a doctor with a private practice. An alpha female has a level of competition and desire to succeed and go her own way unlike the vast majority of the population. Yet alpha females still usually will not display sexual dominance (they will still generally enjoy being dominated by stronger males), but will display less fear in obtaining men that they want. This is connected to social intelligence in the sense that a person with high social intelligence performs well under adversity and doesn't get depressed and back down quickly in the face of challenges or rejection.

Guy 1: "Did that girl call you back last night?" Guy 2: "Yes she did. I've dated about 10 flakey unemployed women in a row. It's finally nice to be in a relationship with an Alpha female that has enough social intelligence and decency to call me back."

by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014