lipstick alley

A place for ugly, broke, overweight women to hate on other women they perceive as threats (usually light skin black or white women) to make their miserable lives a little better.

girl 1: "that girl is always hating on other girls who are prettier than her, why?"
girl 2: "she must be a lipstick alley font"

by thetruth766 December 23, 2018

Snatch Alley

A popular main road strip, and now teen hang-out, on the southside of Cape Cod MA where decades ago there were a string of kiddnappings. Hence the name "Snatch" Alley.

Hey, I'll meet you down at Snatch Alley tonite.

by Mk Es and Mt August 10, 2005

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Dunkadelic Alley-Oop

Is a basketball play where the ball is thrown towards the rim by one player and another player jumps to catch it and dunk it before touching the floor. A basketball slang term given to the sickest alley-oop dunks.

Allen Iverson threw 2 sick Dunkadelic Alley-Oop's, one to Andre Iguodala and the other to Chris Webber last night. During the 2005 All-Star game Vince Carter threw himself a rediculous Dunkadelic Alley-Oop that was the play of the game.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 28, 2005

Lipstick Alley

An online forum originally created for urban, African Americans to gossip about celebrities, vent about politics, or swap conspiracy theories. Early on, the forum leaned toward African American females. But quickly was taken over by black males and their extreme views. The platform is heavy with posters passing themselves off as other races and genders in order to insult specific groups without altering suspicion.
The influence of The Angry Black Male on the forum has lead to it's decline, as any criticism of black male individuals or groups.....or groups black males value (ie light skinned and NON-black females and political organizations catering to black males) leads to a barrage of insults, Harassment , and false flagging. Even discussing a black celebrity divorce devolves into chaos at times. Making the forum a closed loop.

*"Man! I'm bout to go OFF on dese hoes!"
Response:" You better take it to Lipstick Alley, homes. I don't wanna hear it!

by Tru 2 August 23, 2019

Back alley trump

Instead of grab them by the pussy like trump,, you grab them by the asshole

Drop a group of assholes and grabbed a clan of assholes

Back alley trump- "Grab them by the asshole"

by Tehyalaursen October 24, 2018

shenanigan's alley

Establishment run by a group of guys who think being an alcoholic makes them qualified to run a bar. Often stays open past the legal closing time to owner's friends, also, gives away free beer to owner's friends. Often frequented by bar whores who also get free beer because the owners hope to sleep with them. Usually closes it's doors in less than a year.

"Dude, that bar only opened eight months ago! I thought the owners had formed a corporation and were going to buy apartment buildings and stuff!"

"Yeah, but it closed and now one of the owners is living with his parents again. Must've been all the free booze they doled out to their friends and their bar whores."

"Wow, sounds like it turned into a real shenanigan's alley."

by lilpuppie November 5, 2006