August 8th

Anti-Simp Day
if you simp you're getting sent to simp jail until tommorow

It's August 8th, you cant simp for the whole day

by Rainzeez August 7, 2021

8th graders

Annoying little brats who are too focused on their looks and boys.

Senior : wow those 8th graders wear too much makeup

by Lynne's May 14, 2016

December 8th

the day of birth of sexiest, funniest, swankiest hoe ever. u a real hoe if u were born on december 8 🚫🧢 but in a cool way

person 1: bro did u see that hoe over there. she must have been born on december 8th!

person 2: facts bro. but she a hoe in a cool way. ya know

by theTHOTthatcounts October 26, 2019

April 8th

National give your best friend a hoodie day!

give your best friend a hoodie “bro it’s April 8th, give me a hoodie”

by Vsco girl skskks November 16, 2019

April 8th

National Shaylee day, she's knows

"April 8th, special day for Shaylee, if only she'd known"

by Depressionyag October 29, 2019

April 8th

National badass awareness day

She’s a badass cause that bitch birthday on April 8th in this bitch

by Try me hoe November 2, 2019

8th of november

shag your best friend day

if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up

hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day

hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways

jonathan: me too lets go ;)

by do it gurl ;) November 8, 2020