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Zucked

A term used to refer to having sucked Mark Zuckerburgs Dick
I was out on a date with Mark Zuckerburgs last night and it went all the way to oral. I zucked his dick clean.
by 515That One Guy June 3, 2018
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Zucked

Origin: Mark Zuckerberg

"Facebook and Instragram are down...oh no we've been zucked!"
or
"When Trump won the election because of russian intelliegence...oh no we've been zucked!"
by Commie1997 July 3, 2019
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Zucked

\ ˈzək \

Verb:
Zucked

1. To delete a social media post meant for humor on the grounds of "false information" or "sensitive content"

Noun:
Zucker

1. usually obscene : a person who turns a social media post meant for humor into a political or social-justice argument
// That post got Zucked.

// He's a Zucker.
by Taynak2 August 17, 2021
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Zucked

To have your Facebook profile locked/frozen because of "suspicious activity" or a potential "hacking" issue. In this definition of the word, the lock-out isn't because of anything you posted; this is happening to hundreds of users every week who never post anything even remotely offensive or controversial. There is a mechanism by which you are supposed to be able to recover your account by uploading an image of your driver's license or other Government-issue photo ID, but fewer than 1 in 20 people who get Zucked this way succeed in this recovery; the website almost always returns an error message that it "could not match the image to your profile". Since there is no way to ever reach an actual live human being at Facebook Customer Service, getting Zucked by way of a "suspicious activity" lock-out is permanent unless you are one of the lucky 1-in-20 for whom the driver's license un-lock actually works. All of your Posts, Chats, Reactions, and Comments are gone, as if they never existed. All the time you might have put into building your timeline over however many years you had a FB account, likewise gone.
You phone your best friend: "Dave, I just tried to log in to FaceBook, and I'm getting a weird error message about 'suspicious activity'. And I have an message in my Gmail inbox saying my account is locked! What do I do now?"
Dave's reply to you, "Sorry to hear it, bro, but you've been Zucked. You can try the recovery procedure with uploading a photo-ID, but if that doesn't work, there's nothing else you can do but start over with a new profile under a different name."
by ctsurv553 April 18, 2024
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Zucked Off

A phrase used when you've had your social media account suspended, namely Facebook or or Instagram.
"No, sorry mate, i didn't see the pics of you're dinner on Faebook- i've been too busy gettin' Zucked Off"
by One9Ate7 October 26, 2020
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Getting "Zuck" or getting "Zucked", derived from the name of Mark Zuckerberg, means to be censored.

Originally used by "young people" to say that they have been blocked from commenting on Facebook.
Term currently used to say that something has been censored, blocked or striked on a site for an issue because of reporting or rules.

Does not work for hacking or technical problems.
My comment got zuck !

I can't, my Facebook get zucked for 30 days. (The account could be accessible, but you can no longer comment)
by john-bob-smith December 12, 2019
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Getting Zucked

Get suspended from Facebook for having a sense of humor
I am always getting zucked for 30 days for posting offensive funny memes.
by Koshi Yank July 23, 2020
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