zootiez

An extraordinary strain of marijuana, known to get the user abnormally “zooted.” A special bud excelling in enhancing the effects of sexual intercourse.

Future: “puffing on zootiez, she calling me daddy”

by vSnaggerz_ April 29, 2022

zootied

When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own.

Dylan, you're... zootied!

by Jillian February 23, 2005

zootiez

zootiez can be referred to as a dank marijuana strain typically consumed while in bed a with a sexual partner

ex. “puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy”

- Future

by sean wilson April 28, 2022

Zooties

All Substances that get you fucked up (weed, alcohol, etc.)

I got all the zooties on deck tonight!

by Newkidtr June 29, 2018

Zootie

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.

"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"

by Svenukhm February 11, 2021

zootiepoo

a cool fun loving funny guy sweet and caring and jokes around quite often i love to troll the troll and point out the pervs that don't know how to perv the right way i love to be loved and hate to be hated <3

zootiepoo is THE DOPEST MOTHER FUCKER AROUND PERIOD

by zootipee June 10, 2022

Zootie

A sticker found around multiple cities in Oregon. Zootie is a blue space monkey who is also high as shit. Origins unknown

That guy looks like Zootie after he hit the blunt.

by bootieman December 9, 2022