zoofile

what happens when an uneducated person attempts to spell "zoophile"

person 1: im a zoofile
person 2: its zoophile you idiot

by funnyguyboy69420 June 15, 2022

Zoofie

A public figure from Sweden.

"I saw Zoofie's new video yesterday, did you see it yet?"

by coffeewithmilk August 21, 2017

zoomin

a very fast exit or entrance fueled by intense desire

"man I'm so hungry, when the bell rings imma be zoomin"

by whydoihavethisaccount October 8, 2016

Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

Zoofondo

A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate.

A master of Deadpan humor.

A Zoofondo would say something like: "Yea ... you're strong, but I like to bring you back down to earth by saying things like 'I could always just shoot you in the head. Then you'd just die.' Just to let ya know ".

Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."

by QueenSammich April 28, 2005

Zooliner

When one quotes one of the many timeless lines from the movie "Zoolander."

"You think you're too cool for school, but I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite, ....you aren't."

"No more Zooliners!"

by youngmc2 August 16, 2009

zoofist

Hardcore fisting in an animalistic fashion.

George Bush zoofisted Hillary Clinton.

by Odin Bain February 12, 2010