zonk 

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

zonk by zonkiestzonker July 20, 2019

zonk 

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

zonk by Ian March 15, 2003

zonk 

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

zonk by William Parker July 2, 2006

zonk 

artist

train lines

zonk by eze b May 12, 2003

zonk 

To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.
The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.

"Cmon hurry up"
"I'm trying, i'm trying"
"Zonk! cmon"

zonk by Gromlin June 25, 2005

zonk 

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

zonk by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020

Zonk 

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.

He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.

Zonk by Je.A.Vs December 2, 2021