zonk

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

by zonkiestzonker July 20, 2019

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

zonk

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

by William Parker July 2, 2006

zonk

artist

train lines

by eze b May 12, 2003

zonk

To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.
The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.

"Cmon hurry up"
"I'm trying, i'm trying"
"Zonk! cmon"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020

Zonk

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.

He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.

by Je.A.Vs December 2, 2021