new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013

Zenande

A Zenande is a loving and caring person and puts other people before her...A Zenande will always fall for a Nathan no matter what happens.

A Zenande is a gorgeous,intellegent and fun person...she is a great friend and if your more than just friends with one then just know you're truly blessed...It is very easy to fall in love with her and once you have one as your friend or girlfriend,you can't lose her...YOU JUST CAN'T!!!!

The name means growth...think😂

Nathan:Hey bro...That girl is gorgeous!

Ano:Yeah she is...

Nathan:I think I'm in love with her...

Ano:Then she is definitely a Zenande!!!

by #Crystal Kiing April 27, 2019

new zealand

hey everyone leave new zealand alone, its a nice caring country that loves everyone. sure we may not be sophisticated or smart or diverse, but we make do with what we`ve got/. i myself am a plumber, my weekly pay packet is enough to feed my family of sheep and to buy a brush to keep the wool out of my eyes. i love new zealand. sometimes i stand on the west coast and cock my ear over towards them aussies to see if theyre talking about us lol but they never talk about us, i dont think theyre even aware that we exist. i love aussies. i wished i could hire a tug boat to tow new zealand across the tasman and join it onto the east coast of australia, then i`ll be able to sleep soundly at night knowing that i`m finally home. thankyou australia from the bottom of my heart.

please mrs helen clarke make new zealand an australian state.

by growingpains August 7, 2006

zelene

A very sweg girl. Caring,kind.

Woah! She's so caring! Her name must be Zelene!

by Smexymeumyuh February 13, 2021

tom zealand

some one who is alot better than you at skateboarding

person one: did u beat that guy in that game of S.K.A.T.E

person 2: nah man that guy was a tom zealand

by ben........ December 16, 2008

Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."

Dismembered bodies
Fordell, New Zealand

by The Mayor of Fordell. July 2, 2011

New Zealand

A small country off the East Coast of Australia.

Aussie 1: Mate, wanna go to New Zealand with a couple other blokes?
Aussie 2: Where's that?

by sape September 17, 2006