"Damn it, Zaffer always wins at everything.
Of course he does, Zaffer's name means victorious. By default, he wins at life"
Of course he does, Zaffer's name means victorious. By default, he wins at life"
by WiseGuy1 October 20, 2014
Get the Zaffer mug.Derek blew off his girlfriend to go Zarfoting. RS player:"Shut up woman! I'm Zarfoting!" Girlfriend:"What's Zarfoting?" RS player:"Just shutup!"
by Gummi Tragen October 31, 2009
Get the Zarfoting mug.You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.
by Brucester September 1, 2006
Get the zaffle mug.A term used to describe a love/hate relationship couple. Another term for rival-shipping. Named after the original couple "Zaffy." The original couple consisted of two people who hated each other yet still loved each other anyway. They were the ultimate Zaffy. Another good example is Watanuki/Doumeiki from xxxHOLiC.
"Awww look at them fighting - they are such Zaffys~"
"WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I HATE THAT PERSON!"
-Common quotes from the Zaffys
"WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I HATE THAT PERSON!"
-Common quotes from the Zaffys
by We have t-shirts to prove it! April 20, 2009
Get the Zaffy mug.n:- Guy or girl name defined as having the largest penis, or tits. Mostly men with this name are exponentially known with having the largest recorded penis sizes.
v:- To violently beat someone to death with a small child.
v:- To violently beat someone to death with a small child.
n:- How does that Zaffiri fit that thing into his pants?
v:- Yo, that nigga just Zaffiri'd that motha'fucka'.
v:- Yo, that nigga just Zaffiri'd that motha'fucka'.
by naz2376 March 7, 2011
Get the Zaffiri mug.To wipe your cock on the curtains, as you sneek out of the house of the Random Bus Stop Skank you have just made sweet sweet love too.
by Cinocat November 30, 2011
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