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scratch your yahtz

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina
"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."
by kirby552277 March 4, 2010
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Yahtzee

This is when you are having sex with a chick, you pull out and finish into your hand. When she turns toward you, you roll your hand and throw the jiz like dice in her face yelling "Yahtzee!"
Carly loves to play "Yahtzee!"
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
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Yahtzee

Means "nice to see you" in olde english. Can also mean "hello."
*Alex walks in*
Andrew: Hey, Alex. Yahtzee.
Alex: Sup.

*Alex walks in*
Andrew: Yahtzee, Alex.
Alex: Yahtzee.
by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009
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yahtzee

A sexual move where a man ejaculates in his hand, shakes his clenched fist, and then throws it in his partners face yelling, "Yahtzee!"
Man: "Oh shit, I'm gonna blow!"
Woman: "Shoot it al over me!"
Man ejaculates in his hands and shakes it like he is going to roll some dice and then throws it in the woman's face.
Man: "Yahtzee...Take that bitch, Im outa here, loose 10 pounds and then call me."
by Yesty September 25, 2007
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Yahtzeeday

Every wednesday when Yahtzee Ben Croshaw's latest game review on escapistmagazine.com is released.
Person 1: dude, it's Yahtzeeday
Person 2: yeah, I know
Person 1: it's almost noon
person 2: HOLY SHIT WE BETTER GET TO A COMPUTER TO WATCH THE LATEST YAHTZEE REVIEW!
by Gordon Gobblecoque March 19, 2008
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yahtzee

exclamation, to be declared when something extremely serendipitous has occured without priory warning.
Dave: Dude, Angelina Jolie came round to my house last night and sucked me off, and then we wacthed a repeat of night rider on the TV - with David Hasselhoff
Steve: YAHTZEE!
by the hoff July 19, 2005
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yahtzee

Performed when one is having sex with a girl. Before the male is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his load on his hand. Then proceeds to slap the girl in the face with said hand and yell "Yahtzee!"
Yo Opar Alexis came over last night, I Yahtzee'd her so good
Wow Sherry Palmer is such a bitch, David Palmer needs to Yahtzee her.
by Tony Almeida September 1, 2008
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