Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Wankahz

The one and only Brittish way to pronounce the word 'wankers'
And of course they're trying badly to make it sound less sexual.

" Thats so disgusting, you guys are such wankahz! "

" I can't even remember seeing so much wankahz after viewing this bloody movie "

by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009

wankathon

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

wrankled

Everything you don't want to be. Ugly, stupid, dumb, etc

Your are hella wrankled, bro.

by abelwereready011 November 28, 2009

wankasaurus

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

wrankles

wrinkles that may appear on the penis due to excessive or prolonged masturbation.

After 5 years spent in the army Joe suffered from severe wrankles that required reconstructive surgery; unofficial sources have stated that Obama has been trying to include the reimbursement of wrankles laser treatment in his health care reform bill.

by samuel johnson II April 6, 2010