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Watterworthy

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A person described as this is known for wearing plaid and/or flannel shirts in order to resemble a burly lumberjack. Also wears knock-off Timberland boots so that his lumberjack look is extremely enhanced. Normally seen with an unshaven face because of all of the time spent chopping wood. Hairy chests are not uncommon among these folk.

When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.

Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
That guy looks so Watterworthy with their axe and red flannel shirt!

Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
by ochemlover123 February 16, 2010
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Gumball Watterson

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The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.

One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."

"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"

"FUCKING RUN!"
by __Speedster__ July 6, 2020
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A over weight gym teacher that chokes out children for his own amusement.
by Mr bobbby January 9, 2020
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Wooter

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Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee
That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?
by Fuckunda September 2, 2017
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Wetternomics

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Either a) Finding inexpensive alternatives for everything. Or, B) Manipulating the system, or other people to get the best bang for your buck.
a) Is that two six packs? One of heineken and one of Amberbock? What the hell man just get a 30 pack of Budweiser! Wetternomics

a) You want some nachos man? (Other) Dude, we can't we don't have the ingredients. No dude, just grab some lays and mustard. i call them poor-man nachos. Wetternomics baby.

b) Hey man, want to split a sandwich? I made the last one so you make it this time. (Other) But, I made it last time and your gonna eat it all. It's fine man, just make it and we'll see how it goes. Wetternomics
by iluvryan May 30, 2009
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Dirty Wouter

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When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.
The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.
by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021
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