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Wong Poker 

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.
Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"
Wong Poker by le Camel August 15, 2012

Billy Wong 

A Billy Wong is when a male's underwear "rides up" until you can see the outline of the males penis. This is only happens if the guy is wearing boxer briefs.
"Dude I need new underwear. These things give me Billy Wongs for days."
Billy Wong by thewordsmith6790 June 23, 2016
"Wongona" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "Wongona" it refers to "When are you going to ligma balls"
"which means when are you going to lick my balls"

this word was made by @memeplugpage on IG :)
Guy1: R.I.P Nudah he died from type 2 wongona :(

Guy2: what's wongona ?

Guy1: wongona ligma balls

Guy2: *gets angry*
Wongona by memeplugpage August 17, 2018
if something is stretched out beyond use. or loose.
my socks won't stay up they're all wongo.
wongo by timmy21 January 19, 2009
A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.
- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
wonged by Foo man choo November 22, 2011

wong foo 

Pronunciation: wong FOO
Function: verb
past tense: wong fooed

taken from the film "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"

the act of temporarily turning a dreary, nearly uninhabitable room (hotel, motel, etc) into a place worthy to stay by the use of fabrics (normally brightly coloured), appropriate furniture placement, pictures, etc.

This is exemplified approximately 45 minutes into the movie.
"Imagine our surprise when we got to the hotel room and it was actually very nice inside. We didn't even have to WONG FOO it!"
wong foo by chris madison May 25, 2005