wizzack 

1. Stupid.

2. If someone was takin' a wizz and then ate some asparagus and choked and said "Ack!" it'd be a wizzack.

1. You are wizzack!

2. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Ack!

wizzack by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

wizzasted 

completely inebriated beyond all recognition

After the Steeler game Matt was so fucking wizzasted that he pissed all over Ben's bed.

wizzasted by kabukiza December 24, 2003

wizzards sleeve 

the look of a "well used" "hanging" "loose" vagina

"i tell u when she bent over her bever hung like a wizzards sleeve"

wizzards sleeve by daniel kemp December 7, 2006

Wizza 

an electric coffee grinder used to chop up your mic in a few secs

" Oi Cunt, I picked up a kmart wizza. Grab your buds cunt lets sesh up"

Wizza by Lil Dey September 18, 2019

Wizzard 

A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.

Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.

Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.

Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.

Wizzard by The Botanist December 15, 2008

dizza wizza 

to break,to disappear

c,mon cuz its about time we dizza wizza

dizza wizza by detee October 25, 2004

Grand Wizzard Theodore 

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.

Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.

Grand Wizzard Theodore by DJ Conan April 12, 2004