Wine Mom

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.

Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.

by smigwig February 22, 2018

winegar

Winegar is an eccentric theatrical director with a no nonsense, no blackout style which might seem crazy at first but kinda works. He is the embodiment of a back stage crew that has got completely mad (as usual) but has developed a calm filtered demeanor. Winegar is also what you shout when you need his presence or just have to shout but cannot swear.

Use 1: This is a Winegar show if I ever saw one. There are no blackouts.

Use 2: WINEGAR!!!

Use 3: God Winegar all of my lights are out.

by Mr.E61 December 23, 2018

Iron & Wine

Iron & Wine is a one man musician/songwriting artist. His music is relativly quiet and all acoustic. Some other band members have been included for playing things like banjo in accompaniment. He has done collabs with Calexico and covered the Postal Service song, Such Great Heights. A beautiful singer and songwriter, Sam Beam (his real name) lives in Miami, Florida. Iron & Wine is on the Sub Pop indie music label.

Did you hear the Iron & Wine song on the radio?

by Totoro May 1, 2006

aged like fine wine

something that has aged quite well, just like how wine tastes better as it ages

"That comment aged like fine wine".

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021

Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.

Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.

by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009

foot wine

A catch-all term for low-end, mass-produced wines that often feature feet or footwear on the label.

Prominent examples include Flip Flop and Barefoot, but the term can apply to similar brands even if an actual foot is not depicted or overtly mentioned.

We went to the gas station looking for a 1995 Bordeaux to bring to the dinner party, but all they had was foot wine so we ended up with this one with a high-heeled shoe on the label. Bon appetit.

by the_shoegazer October 29, 2017

You-cry'n'wine-tubers

1. This is what I call the people who use Youtube to post videos of themselves looking at the camera confessing their opions for certain maters. Normally these Youtubers are young adults or teenagers. Frankly they have nothing better to do with their time so they resort to making videos wineing and complaining about the world.

2. They are trying to make a name for themselves by trying to get a Youtube audience. In their mind this will make them famous for being on the inter-web

CrunkMonk3y: "You know those kids on Youtube to cry and wine about social issues or themselves?...Yeah well i call them You-cry'n'wine-tubers"

by CrunkMonk3y January 24, 2012