Winder

A person thats a mommas boy incest
Was bullied at school nykka
Multiple suicide attempts suicidal mongoloid
Issues with their own body manboobs egghead basketball head eunuch

I'm a winder. I should go do some doxxing to make myself feel good inside.
Momma's lost interest in me because my head looks like a oversized basketball.
At least i have suicide if i need it.

by Chad Romero December 6, 2019

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

wingers

Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, E's, etc. The phrase can often refer to at least 20 tablets, or "wingers", often neatly wrapped up in cling film. Also, can possibly be used as a personal name.

"Run down to Lego and get a load of wingers"

"Ye nat on the wingers t'nite then mucker?"

"Them wingers gat me fucking chin bar walloped!!!!"

"Have ya seen Wingers about lately then?"

by Kunstable January 20, 2008

Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.

Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

wingerfit

An offensive term used for gingers

You know Rylan? He’s such a wingerfit!

by wingerfit luvr March 11, 2022

Skin Winder

Someone who performs the act of blowing on the the male genitalia.

David is dust, speaking of David Long he's skin winding some guy in the bathroom. Wow he's such a skin winder.

by ihazzkoolaid November 25, 2014

T-Winger

A hick, or an unintelligent country man who wears all camouflage. Most T Wingers are, in fact, fake. Usually grown up in the city, the T-winger gravitates towards hickdom once society rejects his uneducated views, slurred speech and brown teeth. T wingers are mostly hard to find because of their unique camouflage outfits they bought at Walmart.

Chadwhick Worthington: There's a floating head over there, my God!
Montgomery Hayward: Silly Chadwick good lad, that's just a T-Winger!

by Dawgy91837737 June 19, 2016