windex

a bum that cleans your windshield before entering the freeway

Sally-yo bob my nigga how much you give that windex.

Bob-a fucking penny, he used his urine to clean my window.

by cabbages September 14, 2007

windex

used as a nick name for someone with really big blue eyes.

person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: what?
person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: why?
person 1: because your eyes are blue like windex.

by dsghlasd May 1, 2006

Windex

1. Cleaning product.
2. That one person on Twitter who everyone loves because of their nice retweets and great sense of humor.

Pass me the Windex, there's a stain on my window.

by WindexLevi February 18, 2015

Windex

Type of alcoholic beverage: 2/3 Blue Raspberry Fanta with 1/3 Moonshine.
Tastes amazing and gets you fucked up.

Tripp: Yo dude lets go make some "Windex" for that party tonight!
Nic: Hell yeah man that stuff is dope!

by Peytorc September 12, 2016

Windex

A delicious drink that is sometimes used to clean windows. It comes in multiple flavours, but all of them are the best. It can also be used as a body wash, shampoo, disinfectant, anything!

Alex: Hey Derek, do you want to drink some Windex?
Derek: Of course, thank you for asking!

by Rainiered June 24, 2021

Windex

Normal People: "I love using Windex!"

Me: "Edible.."

Windex is totally an edible substance

by WindexEater1001 January 17, 2024

[Windex]

another way of sayen its hella clean.

Damn that car is hella windex yeah

by Automater October 12, 2008