Windexing

A type of laugh that somewhat similar to the sound of a windex spray bottle
When I saw that tweet, I was windexing so hard.
by camdza_ February 22, 2017
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Windex

(Verb)

This is the action of a defenseman in a basketball match that blocks somebody's shot in a manner in which they hit the ball into the backboard, and slide it off the edge of the glass.

Originally, the term was used in the popular video game NBA Street, but now it has been adapted into common vernacular on the blacktop.

Typically, the defenseman performing the windexing attains a large amount of street credibility for his action. The opposite happens for the other player.
Why is Alfred crying?
Oh, Tyrone just windexed his shit into the third row.
Oh snap; that's ultimate dishonor.
by wowow1988 January 15, 2010
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[Windex]

another way of sayen its hella clean.
Damn that car is hella windex yeah
by Automater August 18, 2008
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Windex

A nice way of calling someone a douche bag. Both are cleaners... and yet Windex is so much more polite.
Oh my gosh, he is such a freaking Windex!
by Anice Girl April 07, 2009
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Windex

A nickname for a man lacking sexual stamina.
Two pumps and a squirt.
I slept with this kid Jeremy last night, but you could call him Windex.
by msxcinderella August 06, 2009
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Windexed

A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.
My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"
by Victopher January 06, 2012
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Windex

1, An index of winning.
2. Blue Kool-Aid.

Origin: Bowling Green, KY
by BaldyMcBalderson September 07, 2010
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