Definitions by Rainiered

iowa 

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.

Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.

iowa by Rainiered January 21, 2022

Song 2

The song that goes “WOOHOO!” It’s by the band Blur. Fun fact, the main singer for Blur in Gorillaz as well.

Dylan: You know that song that goes “woohoo”?
Zach: Oh, you mean “Song 2”?

Song 2 by Rainiered October 16, 2021

Centerville 

Centerville is a suburb of Dayton, Ohio. If you drive a bit to the left, you can find the Dayton Mall. I’d recommend taking a drive through it. There’s some nice woods, as it’s not urban.

I find it weird that Centerville, Indiana, and Centerville, Ohio, are just an hour apart from each other.

Centerville by Rainiered September 15, 2021

FedEx 

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

FedEx by Rainiered September 15, 2021

merrillville 

A town south of Gary, Indiana that is hella ghetto.

Police sirens are always blaring in Merrillville, Indiana.

merrillville by Rainiered July 6, 2021

Lansing 

Traffic.

Lansing, IL, has hella traffic.

Lansing by Rainiered July 2, 2021

Windex 

A delicious drink that is sometimes used to clean windows. It comes in multiple flavours, but all of them are the best. It can also be used as a body wash, shampoo, disinfectant, anything!

Alex: Hey Derek, do you want to drink some Windex?
Derek: Of course, thank you for asking!

Windex by Rainiered June 24, 2021