Lansing

Traffic.

Lansing, IL, has hella traffic.

by Rainiered July 2, 2021

Song 2

The song that goes “WOOHOO!” It’s by the band Blur. Fun fact, the main singer for Blur in Gorillaz as well.

Dylan: You know that song that goes “woohoo”?
Zach: Oh, you mean “Song 2”?

by Rainiered October 16, 2021

FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021

merrillville

A town south of Gary, Indiana that is hella ghetto.

Police sirens are always blaring in Merrillville, Indiana.

by Rainiered July 6, 2021

Centerville

Centerville is a suburb of Dayton, Ohio. If you drive a bit to the left, you can find the Dayton Mall. I’d recommend taking a drive through it. There’s some nice woods, as it’s not urban.

I find it weird that Centerville, Indiana, and Centerville, Ohio, are just an hour apart from each other.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021

Windex

A delicious drink that is sometimes used to clean windows. It comes in multiple flavours, but all of them are the best. It can also be used as a body wash, shampoo, disinfectant, anything!

Alex: Hey Derek, do you want to drink some Windex?
Derek: Of course, thank you for asking!

by Rainiered June 24, 2021

iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.

Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.

by Rainiered January 21, 2022