Penis Whiffler

One who whiffles penis

plural: penis whiffli; gaggle of penis whiffli

Black kid on Milford Mill: What's your admin's name?
Edward: Penis Whiffler

by D PLAUT October 8, 2010

Whifflehump

1. Someone who's a fucking douche.
2. A slacker, the person who sweeps up at your job.
3. McDonalds worker. An idiot.
4. Incompetent

"Oh no, why did we come to this place to eat, that fucking whifflehump totally fucked my order up."

by Chad Buckler April 5, 2005

Whuffie

A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow

I took a moment to conjure a HUD with his Whuffie score on it. I had to resize the window--he had too many zeros to fit on my standard display.

by Joe December 21, 2003

whiffle thrash

A derisive term used by some to describe the style of thrash popularized by late-1980s Anthrax (band) - generally characterized by a somewhat "poppy" (mind you, by metal standards) vibe and angsty/leftist-political lyrics.

Dude, like Sacred Reich is a whiffle thrash band.

by Jeffrey Nield September 11, 2007

Whiffle Ass

A game in which a wiffle ball bat is used by two homosexual men.

Each player takes turn hitting each other's bare ass with the bat. Whichever player submits first receives for the night.

Look, Steve and Keith must of played Whiffle Ass last night, they can't even sit down without wincing!

by desol8tor March 18, 2009

Whiffle Cunt

When a lady has sex prior to going out without showering thoroughly

It smells like an outhouse on a tuna boat, omg Coleen has a whiffle cunt, she had sex with Rob in the parking lot.

by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021

mr.wuffles

Mr.Wuffles is a Wuffle. A Wuffle is an odd type of bird that can speak. Wuffles will die if they eat vegatables. Mr.Wuffles is a gray Wuffle that resembles an owl. Despite his name, he is not married. He is not very smart and loves the number 7. If you ask him and math question, he will answer with 7! Mr.Wuffles is very nice and will not attack anyone unless they attack him first. If he is provoked by someone, his ears will flop back and forth, stopping when they are flipped all the way back. Then his ears will stay like that and he will become Suffle, who is basically Mr.Wuffles evil version. Suffle's only intent is to inflict harm upon anyone in his vicinity. Eventually, Suffle will go away and Mr.Wuffles will return to his happy old self. He Is only three years old.

Mr.Wuffles is acting very stupid today.

by CUPCAKE WUFF June 11, 2020